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Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.04 17:27:00 - [1] Edited by: Shuo Ban on 04/09/2005 17:29:32 Through my many encounters with slavers, i have found it rather hard to understand a lot of their language and behavior. I have searched a lot to try and decipher their rather strange language. The words me and my blade usually come across are ARGGHHHHH and EEEEEEEEE and AKKHHHH***HHHH..... I have tried to understand their meaning and failed ... 90 % of the attempts of communciation done by my blade usually end in the above words. Even my interpretation skills failed as the strange language is beyond me ... This unusual language is accompanied by uncontrollable spasms and heavy jerking motion usually resembling a worm twisting and turning ..... Slavers tend to fall on the floor and proceed with the above mentioned action 2 often. Rarely did a I find a specimen that stood upright while talking 2 my blade à. I have conducted several researches and again did not find an explanation. Female slavers usually have a much higher pitch in their language. They also revert to hysterical defining screams as my blade attempts to communicate with them .... usually the communication ends after several seconds or minutes with no additional information. My blade is still trying 2 analyse the words and has so far met with little success... My analyses have yet to show what is the reason for this rather strange behavior .... more tests will be done on slavers when ever i get the chance and more data will be presented with my analyses. ----------------------------------------------- An artist in killing slavers with my beloved tri-blade ...
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.04 17:42:00 - [2] Intresting .... very intresting .... i think i did try that once, the butt of the blade acted as a communcation tool. Unfortunatly this method required frequent blows 2 the slaver's head and again i met the same result .... oh the words did change though it was EMPH... i think .... thank u 4 the feedback maybe i will try it again on my next slaver .. ----------------------------------------------- An artist in killing slavers with my beloved tri-blade ...
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.04 21:19:00 - [3] hmm intresting concept .... maybe a pattern can be taken from that remark .... some sort of code?? Oh and i dont grunt .... ok maybe a little ... ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.05 06:05:00 - [4] Edited by: Shuo Ban on 05/09/2005 06:05:05 u people have no heart for science ... my job is 2 learn ... analyze discover ... heck maybe those slaver creatures might be intelligent after all who knows .... Cant a man conduct his experiments in peace? besides im sure no one will miss those slavers anyway .... Shuo Ban thinks war tastes like chicken .... ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.05 11:15:00 - [5] Originally by: vixen1808 Shou Ban , unlike you I wont be having problems deciphering your language as my dagger cuts cleanly through your black heart... For I will know for certain then that the cries of pain and sheer terror in yours eyes mean only one thing : Your nothing but thankfully dead!!! Hmm i do not understand the terror and pain thing u mentioned ..... oh and the dead part i like ..... soooo how about dinner next week? U do know that my blade will attempt 2 communicate with u dont u ?? ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.05 15:04:00 - [6] Originally by: Rodj Blake Edited by: Rodj Blake on 05/09/2005 13:37:07 Your murders reveal your immorality. That you proclaim your deeds so loudly reveals your lack of judgement. Please report to the nearest SPCS re-education centre for treatment for your obvious psychosis. Hmmm i think the docter who checked my brain after the control chip overloaded said something similar before he gargeled his life away .... Immorality ?? funny ... i say the same thing about slavers ..... i did not know u had a grasp of such advanced concepts .... or i think ur using words u do not understand .... Yah blade i know .... he looks funny all Amarr slavers look funny .... Lovely Vixen .... we shall soon meet .... my blade thinks ur pretty ..... then again so was my last date .... ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.05 22:06:00 - [7] Originally by: Gazon Your willingness to learn is most fortunate. Since you tunred down Rodj's well-meant advice to submit to re-education, you should try and communicate with your blade yourself... Or let some other member of your straying comrades conduct the interrogation. as they say, there's nothing like a hands-on approach. Aye that i did ... several times mostly when i was a slave ... i think i was not a very nice slave .... but hey at least im trying .... I understand my straying comrades just fine its the slavers language that eludes me ..... ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.05 22:08:00 - [8] Edited by: Shuo Ban on 05/09/2005 22:38:46 Originally by: Nero Scuro Originally by: Aphoxema G This is'a formal request'a quit bein' such'a punt. That'is all, thank you. Disclaimer: This'on't necessarily reflect'a views'a Aegis Milita, Ubiqua Seraph, The Amarr Empire, or any'a it's affiliates. New study Punt = dialect of grunt meaning 'sexy beast' ohhhh .... first time i was called sexy ... bin called beast and PIIIIIIIIIIIIG and SCUM etc... but first time sexy ... kinda makes me feel fuzzy inside.... So is that a date ??? u have 2 wait inline though .. Vixen asked first ... Oh and i need a new education as much as u slavers need a new fanatic freedom fighter .... What blade?? yah i know not the best example but hey im talking 2 slavers have 2 keep it simple ... ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.06 19:59:00 - [9] nah it was fine ... before it short circuited and blow up ... or something .. cant remember his name really ..... Well i think that event changed my life .... it was then when i met my blade and i began to understand its words... learned its pain as a it was placed in display ... such a magnificent weapon is meant to be used not stored. It learned of my pain and understood me as well àà now we are friends together we r happy and together we try 2 learn à I have found a nice young Amarrian slaver whom I will conduct another communication attempt with à ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.06 20:06:00 - [10] Edited by: Shuo Ban on 06/09/2005 20:06:17 Originally by: Tsual Edited by: Tsual on 06/09/2005 19:59:28 Why does one need to be some psychotic, blooddrinking, massmurdering, racistic killer to look sexy for women? Ahhh unpredictability? Livin on the edge?? My dashing looks? my lovely sense of humor? Might be my blade though à every 1 is trying 2 take it from me lately à.. ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.06 22:02:00 - [11] Edited by: Shuo Ban on 06/09/2005 22:02:07 See blade, aint galnet great?? yah i know u want me 2 post ur pic ... i will i promise ... i mean come on its not like female blades are gona chase u or something!! OK ok im sorry i take that back dont be upset .... Thx Mystique .... do u happen 2 have a female blade btw ?? ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.07 10:28:00 - [12] My blade says hello and thanks for your kind words Ly'sol ... Its asking me 2 tell you how it shares its view on freedom, how it was kept for hundreds of years as a symbol locked in a show case ..... Me and my blade agree its refreshing to see people who beleive in freedom as we do and hate oppressors .... for we are free !!! and it is a taste sweeter than anything in this universe .... I thank you again my good man, you have brought happiness to my Tri-blade ... i am in your debt ... ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.07 12:15:00 - [13] Originally by: Gray Falconer Lemme remind ye nihilisim'll take ye nowhere my boy..it certianly did the ol russians no good..all the same I'd like to hear bout Fuuj'ki's sword semtime lad.. What an ol russian ??? this name has not crossed my path before .... Ly'Sol i do not know how i come to hear my blade nor how it communcates with me we just talk. Its sound is in my mind like my own thoughts only distinkt and powerful. I care not for fancy guns and ships, when i fight i like 2 smell my enemies dying breath. I like to feel the blood flawing on my hands and my blade loves the tender flesh. We are one ...... me and my blade united in destiney united in truth .... ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.08 01:35:00 - [14] POM POMS FTW !!!! ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.08 08:52:00 - [15] Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Originally by: Shuo Ban Thx Mystique .... do u happen 2 have a female blade btw ?? Well most of my blade-weapons seem to be masculine, but I actually seem to have a few feminine ones, now that you mention it... Notice im asking a female for a female blade, now i dont know about u but i deffinetly will not ask a male for female blades .... Weirdo ........ ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.08 09:19:00 - [16] Edited by: Shuo Ban on 08/09/2005 09:19:16 FTW = for the win as far as i know, a term i heared youngesters use ..... Mystique00 ur pretty cool for a Gallente .... all u need now is to put a control chip in ur brain let it blow up and VOILA!! u join me and my blade into the world of truth and wisdom ... If only more control chip would blow up , we would have a world with a lot of people like me .... wouldnt that be heaven??? im guessing it will de-stablize the slavers in the eco-system though .... ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.10 07:45:00 - [17] Originally by: Archbishop Typical barbarity by a heathen member of an inferior race. If you were to truly open your heart and mind to the scriptures you would see slavery is the ultimate gift to the wayward Minmatar. Freed from their insignificant lives of nothingness they are granted elevation to the realm of enlightenment. Who could ask for more? Archbishop Typical Slaver mambo jumbo ..... i mean heathen and inferior race? im surprised really just shows how slavers are a strange race that needs studying. Please note in Archbishop's post the use of logic that relates to a race of slugs. Cant remember the name really, also notice the use of complex words and language in an attempt to portrait slavers as an intellegent beings. After this post in galnet i proceded to do a further COMMUNICATION TEST on a slaver here is the data: 2005.09.9 23:59:00 Victim: Amordan Corporation: Amarr Slaver Destroyed Type: Man Solar System: CLASSIFIED System Security Level: CLASSIFIED Involved parties: Name: Shuo Ban (laid the final blow) Security Status: CLASSIFIED Corporation: Im my own corp Ship Type: Body Weapon Type: Ancient Tri-blade Destroyed items: Man ..... soul ...... ----------------------- The above simple test revealed much to me, it showed how delusional the slavers are which is equal to Archbishops bambling. For some unknow reason the slavers think they are superior. I found no SUPERIORITY as my blade punctured his heart. I saw no superiority as he bled to death. They appear to be not only humans but pethetic ones. Im guessing they actually beleive the stuff they brainwash themselfs with ..... more intresting info will be given as soon as i escape the guards following me .... ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.12 16:16:00 - [18] Finally managed to evade those guards .... why are they upset ?? i mean they were really ****ed of and all i did was kill their master in my test .... and he was a salver .... I really dont get those creatures. .... right anyways .. managed to find more data on those creatures called Slavers. After studying their childhood, most of them had undergone bad experiences ..... that has changed them one way or another. Most slavers have also some deficiency in an Area, mostly in the brain and some ahhh further down .... ... What blade? more gaurds ??? damn ..... will post as soon as i can my further findings .... ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.13 06:17:00 - [19] Originally by: Nero Scuro Edited by: Nero Scuro on 12/09/2005 19:18:05 Quote: and he was a salver .... You killed an applier of salve!? They don't harm anyone!! ALL THEY BRING IS LOVE (and salve)!! YOU UNMITIGATED BASTARD! Salver is the dead form of a slaver .... when ever a slaver dies he becomes a peacful salver in which case he is left alone sorry for the confusion ... ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.13 10:41:00 - [20] Edited by: Shuo Ban on 13/09/2005 10:43:39 Edited by: Shuo Ban on 13/09/2005 10:42:24 Ahem .... forgive my spelling and such ... its difficult to write when every one is trying to kill you ...... and my last pocket spell checker was used as a battering tool against a slavers skull à Managed to slip away again ..... man those guards are good ... best i seen so far .... Right ... i am preparing a rather interesting sheet with graphs and such comparing slavers to slugs .... (the closest creature with the same intel.) Based on my communication attempts and studies ... The sheet will show a comparison between slavers and slugs in similar test conditions for reaction and behavior... quite frankly the results so far are to the slugs advantage but its a long trial .... My blade has also discovered that the heart is not the best place to communicate, so i am switching to the throat to clarify my data even further ...... What does clinically insane mean btw??? My blade is rather confused by the term .... ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.13 13:12:00 - [21] Originally by: Styphon Edited by: Styphon on 13/09/2005 11:01:49 Quote: What does clinically insane mean btw??? My blade is rather confused by the term .... insanity my friend is a mental disorder of such severity it renders its victim incapable of managing their affairs..Victims of such a horriffic disease are advised an eternal life long prison sentence since hospitalization will do no good.. Ahhh does this mean all slavers have mental disorder? your discription seems very close to their everyday behavior ... Quote: You must be insane... paranoid even delusional. Remember kids, boosters are bad mm'kay. Here is a fine example of booster overdose. Well im a run away slave who has killed emmm let me think ... do u remember blade how many slavers we killed ??? 10 was it ?? yah yah 12 .... ahem .. so here i am a run away slave who has killed 12 slavers .... im not winning any Mr popular awards in Amarr space...... and i dont do boosters only quafa with fuel mixture.... ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.13 16:06:00 - [22] Originally by: Styphon "Clinically Insane" patients tend to suffer from Denial, an ego defense mechanism conducted subconsciously to resolve inner emotional conflict and to ally anxiety & fear by refusing to perceive the more unpleasant issues of the external environment..a.k.a reality!à.. So lets take a slaver for example, him beleiving he is SUPERIOR and EVERY 1 ELSE are slaves is in a form denial. Slavers think they are superior and they are not barely humens with their mind upside down... so yah i agree this fits smack onto slavers ... thanks for pointing my eye to this idea ... ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.13 16:07:00 - [23] Originally by: Duji Styphon knows of what I speak. You are truly mad, I hereby name you; Shuo Ban the Tainted Man. \o/ wooot !!! another lovely name to be added to my list!! Oh my blade likes your sense if humer ..... ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.13 17:09:00 - [24] Bio mass is cool ... tried that 3 times love it ... ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.14 07:26:00 - [25] Ahhh ..... riiiiiight ...... ahem ... anyways back to my studies ..... i almost completed my first data and graphs will post them asap ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.24 13:50:00 - [26] Wow ..... it is nice to see more people join the light and vision of freedom !!! Only when u listen and open ur eyes can u hear the world around you .... Tell me what does your frying pan tell you? beside making you look like a fool occasionaly !!! My test is almost complete !! Slaver VS Slug, a detailed analyses on how both behave and which is more intelegient !!! Will post my findings within 74 hrs .. ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior
Shuo Ban	Posted - 2005.09.25 06:22:00 - [27] wow thats 1 smart frying pan ........ frying pan FTW ..... ----------------------------------------------- An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior

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